The Rihanna / Chris Brown Official Police Report! It Might Be A Wrap For Brown’s Music Career! But The Start Of A Promising One As A Woman Beater!

For those of you who still believe that Chris Brown was innocently “defending” himself against an “Angry Black Woman,” here is the police report that details  exactly what happened, as told to officers by “Robyn F,” the victim. AKA as Rihanna:

“Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.

“A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

“Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

“Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the s–t out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’”

The detective said she then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant, Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.

“Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.’

“After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’

“Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

“Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

“Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

“Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

“Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle … and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.

“Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

“She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

“Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.”

Chris Brown Officially Charged With Battering Girlfriend Rihanna

Chris Brown

Thursday Los Angeles County District Attorneys Office  officially charged R & B singer Chris Brown with two counts of felonious assualt and one count of making criminal threats. The charges originate from the alleged domestic altercation that occured between Brown and his pop star girlfriend,  Rihanna, about a month ago.

In the charges, Rihanna is identified as “Robyn F.” Rihanna’s legal name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty.

Chris Brown is due in court Thursday afternoon.

Beyonce: Michelle Obama Says I’m A Role Model For Her Daughters! Oh, Really?

Reports from various media outlets are reporting a strange and highly suspect quote given by Beyonce Knowles to a British publication concerning a conversation that allegedly took place between herself and First Lady Michelle Obama.

The suspect quote comes from a conversation about Beyonce’s ‘role model’ status in the Obama girls’ lives. Check this quote out folks:

“She {Michelle Obama}told me that she was very happy that her children had an artist like myself and — I don’t even feel right saying this – she said she was happy they had me to look up to.”

Now, what is really suspect and creepy about this statement is that out of all the women that First Lady Michelle Obama could have selected as a role model for her daughters, she chose Beyonce? How in the world can that be? If we are to half-way believe Beyonce, is it possible that Michelle Obama was humoring her? You know, trying to be nice? It has to be that because it is very hard to believe that an Ivy League graduate such as Michelle Obama would be hard-pressed in finding suitable role models for her growing daughters.

This is not a Beyonce bashing commentary. But this is an interesting study in what and who are role models for African American girls. Beyonce is quite beautiful and talented. She is a decent entertainer. But is she a role model? In conflicting interviews over the years, it can be rightly assumed that Ms. Knowles does not have a high school diploma or a GED. If this is not true, Beyonce fans, I stand corrected. Some interviews she say she was homeschooled and never attended high school. In other interviews, she says she attended high school. However, with a career that has grown in leaps and bounds since the late 1990′s, it is understandable that Beyonce wouldn’t have had the time for a formal education.

Has Beyonce sought secondary education? Like a college or university education? No. Yet, some can say that she doesn’t need one. Perhaps. But what about young African American women coming up who won’t see the superstardom or money that Beyonce does? As a role model, does Beyonce exemplify and re-enforce this fundamental ideology that is essential to uplifting young African American girls out of poverty and single motherhood?

If we are to believe this quote, then it would definitely dim the historical and philosophical sense of accomplishment that African Americans and people of color all over the world experienced the moment President Obama accepted the oath of office. Why? Simply because it is highly unlikely that President Barack Obama became the man that he did by using Fred Williamson, Dolemite, Iceberg Slim, Jim Brown, Richard Roundtree and Ron O’Neal as role models. Not that some these weren’t fine specimen of sexy, talented African American men. Not that each didn’t contribute in some way to the African American canvas. Just that it is unlikely.

Same with First Lady Michelle Obama. It is hard to even swallow that Beyonce would be on a list of African American women that she would hold as a role model for her girls. It is plausible that the First Lady has come in contact with some pretty educated and successful African American women. Oprah. Maya Angelou. The sista that read a poem at the inauguration. How about widening the net to include educated and successful women period. What a pool to draw from!

Honestly speaking, are we to believe that the President and First Lady foresee in their precious daughters future  a career dancing in front of millions of people, barely clothed, dressed provocatively, sexually gyrating for salivating hot, horny men (and Lesbians)? Especially if they are not ballerinas? Sounds ludicrous, doesn’t it?

That is why that quote is suspect. It doesn’t make sense that the Obamas wouldn’t hold their daughters to the same high standards and principles that propelled them beyond their wildest dreams! It is safe to bet that Barack Obama does not want see his daughters on MTV or BET shaking it and saying “if you like it, put a ring on it!” To be completely blunt, I think that President Barack Obama will have that conversation personally with any gentleman caller coming to court his girls. Not the other way around.

In conclusion, why in the world would Michelle Obama call Beyonce a role model in the first place for her daughters when the real, hard core role model is the very one that birthed them? So, either Beyonce is embellishing or somebody in the UK should get their quotes right because there is no way that we are going to believe that the Obamas have ear-marked her as a bonified role model for their daughters!

Thank You, Media Take Out!